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Robbery in e bank
« on: October 17, 2014, 02:31:54 PM »
ROBBERY IN CHINA: LATEST NEWS
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank
robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't
move. The money belongs to the State. Your life
belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.This is
called "Mind Changing Concept" Changing the
conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the
robber shouted at her:"Please be civilized! This is
a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional" Focus only on
what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the
younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older
robber (who has only completed grade 6) : "Big
brother, let's count how much we got."The older
robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid.
There is so much money it will take us a long
time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tellus
how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience." Nowadays, experience
is more important than paper qualifications!
(Well....)
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told
the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But
the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out
$10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it
to the $70 million that we have previously
embezzled from the bank".
This is called "Swimming with the tide."
Converting an unfavorable situation to your
advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a
robbery every month."This is called "Killing
Boredom." Personal Happiness is more important
than your job (mmmm ).
The next day, the TV news reported that $100
million was taken from the bank.
The robbers counted and counted and counted,
but they could only count $20 million. The robbers
were very angry and complained: "We risked
ourlives and only took $20 million.The bank
manager took $80 million with a snap of his
fingers.It looks like it is better to be educated
than to be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge"
Thanks for reading.

 



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